This is nothing short of impressive. The mice are finally building and army to conquer their home of Australia. I’m personally betting on the mice. I’m preparing by making them tiny armor and tiny weapons. But who will lead them? I think I know who to call… -HENRY

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This is the worst and slowest fight in the whole wide world. I admit: It’s not actually me and Matt. It’s actually Norman Mailer vs Rip Torn in a real fight. It happened after filming of a movie together.

Rip appeared to get a little too far into his role, and he attacked Mailer on camera with a hammer, drawing blood. Mailer retaliated by viciously biting into Torn’s ear, drawing even more blood. This is the fight.

I wonder why the camera man didn’t stop them? -HENRY

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I’ve seen Conan do something similar on his show before. I wonder if he borrowed the idea from Carvey, or vice versa. Regardless, it’s a funny premise.
In other news, I had no idea that Dana Carvey had a sketch comedy show back in 1996. I guess the show also starred Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, and Louis CK. A few clips from the are available on YouTube and they’re pretty funny. -MATT

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Clip from the TV show Extras in which Warwick Davis picks a fight with Ricky Gervais’ character, Andy Millman. This clip certainly raises an interesting point - What is the proper protocol for fighting with a dwarf? We were all taught never to hit a girl, but what about a little person? Our smaller friends certainly don’t possess the same stregth as us, but with their smaller stature they are in prime position to deliver a strike to the groin. After that, you’re on the ground writhing in pain and the little person has free reign to unleash the fury of his tiny little fists. To prevent that from happening, I say it is acceptable to hit a dwarf, but only with an open fist and only if you feel your ‘nads might be in danger. Also, I hate political correctness. Midget, midget, midget. -MATT

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