Wow, this guy is just minding his own business pumping gas and then gets absolutely leveled by a random tire. Haha, I love laughing at other people’s misfortunes (schadenfreude, if I wanted to sound smart). Sometimes I feel bad about laughing at stuff like this though. I mean, that tire was rolling in there at a pretty good clip. Who knows, maybe that guy never walked again after this accident. To put my mind at ease about stuff like this, I like to create a background story for the people that I laugh at. For example, I bet this guy was a child molester who had stolen that car and was on his was to a KKK rally. After he was done fueling up, he was planning on robbing the gas station and then blowing the whole place to smithereens. In his spare time, his two favorite activities are creating computer viruses and posting those stupid chain-letter-esque comments on YouTube. There, now I’m glad the tire hit that jerk. -MATT

Link [via YouTube]

VIDEO: My Mom Was Right. The Best Girls Scream Like Tarzan And Motions Like A Chicken.