I’m not sure if you ever heard Ted Turner speak. He dedicates his life to environmentalism and capitalism. He owns more land than any American. He also created the worst superhero in the world, Captain Planet.

Remember that kid who had the power of “heart”? What a crappy power.

-HENRY

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Here’s a funky concept: You leave a notebook in the shower and when you remember something, your write it down. It doesn’t smudge and your writing is still readable. More importantly, the pages don’t fall apart. I always think of my best ideas in the shower.

Introducing the Rite-In-The-Rain notebook. It also works in showers and waterparks.

-HENRY

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If I were a Transformer, I’d be the Delorean from “Back To The Future.” That way, if I did anything embarrassing, I’d go back in time to tell my past-self to not do that one embarrassing thing. I’m sure it wouldn’t backfire. I’m also sure that I couldn’t use the time machine for anything better. Maybe I’d turn into some sort of sex toy for a hot chick. That would be a fun Transformers object.

It appears that these Transformers are having a dance-off but really it’s like watching a “Not Ever Going To Get Laid” off.

-HENRY

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Why do people tape themselves doing embarrassing things? It’s one thing if someone catches you doing something weird. It’s another thing to consciously video tape yourself doing it. Actually, I can’t think of any good from video taping yourself. Unless you’re some sort of hot chick.

Here’s some kid showing his nerf basketball skills.

-HENRY

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