MIDGET VIDEOS: The Top 10 Little People of All Time

March 12, 2007 at 9:00 am · Filed under Heh., midgets

First off, I’d just like to apologize to any little people that this post might offend. I know that some little people consider the use of the word “midget” to be equivalent to the use of the “n-word” to describe black people. I am obviously not a midget (Haha, could you imagine a midget and his stubby little fingers trying to type on a keyboard?), so I can’t really speak about the validity of that comparison, but I know that there’s one important distinction between those two groups of people in my mind at least - black people can hurt me, midgets cannot. (No midgets can hurt me, not even black midgets. To illustrate my point, I’ve included a handy color-coded Venn diagram which I created in just under 3 hours.)

Clearly, the majority of black people can hurt me. However, midgets who are black are part of the small subset of black people who cannot hurt me.

Now that we’ve established that I can use the word “midget” with impunity, let’s get right down to it. Here are the top 10 midgets of all-time (with video evidence, of course). -MATT

10. Hervé Villechaize

Hervé Villechaize is probably best known as Tattoo on the TV series Fantasy Island, where he rubbed elbows with Ricardo Montalbán and got paid an inordinate amount of money to utter the phrase “De plane! De plane!”

According to his Wikipedia entry, Villechaize “insisted on being called a midget, rather than ‘little person,’” and “proved a difficult actor on Fantasy Island where he continually propositioned women and quarreled with the producers.” Right on, little guy. That just earned you the #10 spot on my list. You sure didn’t get it because of your singing abilities. (See video below.)

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MIDGET VIDEOS: The Top 10 Little People of All Time

10. Hervé Villechaize

9. Nelson de la Rosa

8. Gary Coleman

7.Wee Man

6.Verne Troyer

5. Tony Cox

4. Danny Woodburn

3. Bridget the Midget

2. The Rice Twins

1. Warwick Davis

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