This video can be described in one word - HOT. I bet Alexyss K. Tylor has the most powerful vagina in the world. I heard that one time this dude tried to stick a weak penis in that vagina, and the vagina actually reached up, slapped the dude in the face, and said, “Bitch, make me a sandwich!” So the guy made her a ham and cheese sandwich and he thought everything was cool. But I guess the dude slipped up and made the sandwich with American instead of Swiss cheese…so the vagina killed him. True story.

-MATT

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