VIDEO: Seth Green in a 1992 Nerf Commercial Demonstrating How Not to Pick Up Chicks.
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If I had to write a manual detailing the best ways not to pick up chicks, well, I would be totally lost. Because, you see, it would be an entirely foreign concept for me. I literally don’t know the first thing about not making girls want to have sex with me. What, do you look good, act smooth, and make them laugh? See? I have no idea. Luckily we have Seth Green circa 1992 to show us all how to make girls hate us.
The stupid hair cut was pretty good, but the shooting Nerf balls at them part was absolute genius. Nice touch, Seth. You could’ve given me a infinite number of Nerf guns, an infinite number of chicks (no fatties), and infinite time, and I still would not have figured out how not to have sex with every last one of them. Sigh, it’s just a curse I have to live with, I suppose.
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April 25th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Nice jean jacket and Flock of Seagulls haircut Seth.
April 25th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Yeah right you do that now you get busted for terriorist attack
April 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Yeah FUCK MIMES!
April 26th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Hahahahaha
April 26th, 2007 at 10:23 am
A-Hahahahahaha!
April 26th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Seth’s a wank. My neighbors paraplegic cat has more talent.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
i like how his accent changes every 5 seconds in this.
April 27th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
The slogan for the product should have been “Get Some Balls!”