I remember when we were kids, Henry and I used to play with our action figures all the time. I always had the coolest Transformers and TMNT toys, while all Henry had to play with were dead bugs, rocks, and Gobots. I used to make fun of him and tell him that the Gobots were gay, but I never realized how much truth there was in that statement until now.

I also used to tell Henry that his parents didn’t love him because they never bought him any cool toys, but I now realize how mean that was. Henry’s parents loved him, they were just really poor…and I think they had some kind of pest control problem. But I’ll be damned if those dead crickets didn’t always put up one hell of a fight against my Autobots.

-MATT

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