VIDEO: My Mom Was Right. The Best Girls Scream Like Tarzan And Motions Like A Chicken.
Remind me to go to a pro-life rally next time I need to find a scarecrow. Seriously. There are no hot girls there. Except for this girl. Nothing turns me on like someone fist pumping, flapping their arms like they were wings, and the sound of murderous screaming.
-HENRY
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