Wow, time to rethink my entire workout routine. Forget all the fancy weights and machines at the gym, apparently the only exercise equipment you need is a bunch of rocks. And forget using somewhat soft objects like punching bags. If you really want to develop punching power, just beat the crap out of some rocks.

Note to self: Have hot blonde nearby who’s willing to clean my bloodied hands. Also, she should be totally cool with my preferred exercise methods, and should never, even for a second, question the sanity of someone who punches rocks without any sort of hand protection.

-MATT

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