Archive for May, 2007

VIDEO: George Costanza Says Every Instinct He Has Is Wrong

George does the opposite of everything. And he gets a date, stands up to movie bullies, and gets a job with the New York Yankees.

I didn’t watch Seinfeld until it hit syndication. I watched Friends instead. That would probably explain my lack of masculinity.

-HENRY

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VIDEO: The Power Glove Is So Bad…No, Seriously It Is a Terrible Accessory.

What the Power Glove lacks in functionality, it totally make up for in awesomeness. If I ever got my hand cut off, I’d definitely use a Power Glove as my prosthesis…or maybe a chainsaw. Shoot, maybe I’d just cut off the other hand so I could have one Power Glove hand and one chainsaw hand. I’d be like the ultimate killing machine.

Anyways, after Lucas Barton finishes his little Power Glove demo, he delivers one of the greatest quotes in cinematic history. Enjoy.

-MATT

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VIDEOS: Yacht Rock - The Story Of Kenny Loggins And His Reign On The 80s

Best. Series. Ever. When the 80s became a distant memory, I vowed never to wear my Kenny Loggins tuxedo again. Yet here I am watching Yacht Rock in my Kenny Loggins tuxedo.

Here are all 10 episodes of Yacht Rock. It’s won many awards like the Channel 101 award, the Kenny Loggins Is Cool award, the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Smooth Rock award, the Yacht Rock Is Better Than Degrassi award, and the Nobel Peace Prize.

This series follows the history of smooth rock from the 80s. And yes, Kenny Loggins wrote more songs than “Danger Zone” and “Danger Zone Redux”

-HENRY

Yacht Rock Episode 1: What a Fool Believes

Yacht Rock Episode 2: Keep the Fire Burnin Bright (long cut)

Yacht Rock Episode 3: I’m Alright

Yacht Rock Episode 4: Rosanna

Yacht Rock Episode 5: I Believe in It

Yacht Rock Episode 6: The Seed Drill

Yacht Rock Episode 7: I Keep Forgettin’

Yacht Rock Episode 8: Gino (The Manager)

Yacht Rock Episode 9: Runnin with the Devil

Yacht Rock Episode 10: FM

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VIDEO: Guns Don’t Kill Small Aquatic Creatures. Pistol Shrimp Kill Small Aquatic Creatures.

Holy crap, a shrimp with a claw that it uses like a gun! This is just yet another reason why I refuse to go swimming in the ocean. Sure, the ocean looks like all fun and games and large-breasted women when you’re watching Baywatch, but did Baywatch ever mention the fact that there are killer shrimp out there? Answer: no. Because I have seen every episode of Baywatch, and I think I would’ve remembered an important detail like that.

Well, I guess they could’ve mentioned it on Baywatch Nights. I never really got into that one. Also Baywatch Hawaii, I didn’t watch that one either. Come to think of it, I didn’t really pay attention to the original Baywatch unless Pam Anderson was on screen in a bathing suit. Well, she never got shot by a pistol shrimp at least. Good thing, too, because that shrimp would’ve gotten the crap beat out of it by Mitch Buchanon. Or maybe that Stephanie chick, she was pretty butch.

-MATT

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