VIDEO: Cracked Out Advertisements (Language NSFW)
These are definitely some of the top advertising pitches I’ve ever seen. The best ever? That was probably the time Jessica Alba showed up at my house wearing nothing but skimpy lingerie, in an attempt to get me to see her crappy movie Into the Blue. She begged and pleaded with me, and even did this sexy dance where she was gyrating her hips and grinding up against me. Let me tell you, it was pretty darn convincing.
Yeah, if Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit wasn’t coming out that exact same day, I totally would’ve saw Alba’s flick. Who’s your favorite? Mine’s Gromit.
-MATT
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