VIDEO: Guns Don’t Kill Small Aquatic Creatures. Pistol Shrimp Kill Small Aquatic Creatures.
Holy crap, a shrimp with a claw that it uses like a gun! This is just yet another reason why I refuse to go swimming in the ocean. Sure, the ocean looks like all fun and games and large-breasted women when you’re watching Baywatch, but did Baywatch ever mention the fact that there are killer shrimp out there? Answer: no. Because I have seen every episode of Baywatch, and I think I would’ve remembered an important detail like that.
Well, I guess they could’ve mentioned it on Baywatch Nights. I never really got into that one. Also Baywatch Hawaii, I didn’t watch that one either. Come to think of it, I didn’t really pay attention to the original Baywatch unless Pam Anderson was on screen in a bathing suit. Well, she never got shot by a pistol shrimp at least. Good thing, too, because that shrimp would’ve gotten the crap beat out of it by Mitch Buchanon. Or maybe that Stephanie chick, she was pretty butch.
-MATT
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Robby said,
May 30, 2007 @ 10:12 pm
Whoa, hold on there Jacque Cousteau; you’re saying that a shrimp can create a bubble as hot as the sun? Wouldn’t that evaporate some of the water that surrounds it then?
Also, good job editing the shotgun sounds in there when earlier you said it was noisy underwater. Thanks.
Derrich said,
May 31, 2007 @ 7:49 pm
Ain’t nothin’ like spicy scrimps.