All in all, I think this guy lucked out. I mean, unless the other side of the river bank was covered in marshmallows and gummy bears, I’m pretty sure his landing wouldn’t have been very pleasant. Oh man, what if it was covered in marshmallows and gummy bears though? I bet the landing would’ve been pretty sweet. (Pun!)

-MATT

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The Gobots were the original Transformers ripoff, but at least they chose an original sounding name. The Transmorphers people just strike me as lazy, opportunistic rip-off guys. However, now that I think of it, the Transmorphers are kind of like those porn stars that choose names that sound extremely similar to celebrities’ names. And since I just finished watching the latest Rebecca Romijn-Staymoist video, I guess I’ll get off my high horse now.

-MATT

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That field reporter was put in a tough spot there, but I bet he’s looking back at his missed opportunity and kicking himself right now. The correct reply was, “Well, it’s nothing compared to that rusty trombone you play.” Better luck next time.

-MATT

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Nice video, Ukraine. Michael Richards was way off when he said that the Ukraine is weak. His racist tirade though? Spot on.

Also, nice earthenware jug.

-MATT

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