VIDEO: Super Fuzz
Before I watched this clip, if you were to ask me to create the perfect cop, well, I probably would’ve just said “Carl Winslow from Family Matters.” But now, I’d say “Carl Winslow with the ability to talk to fish.” Also, another key aspect of this supercop of mine would be his ability to turn a blind eye to people who get really drunk and puke on his police cruiser. He’d be all like “Hey buddy, don’t worry about it. This thing is overdue for a car wash anyways.”
And even if was in a bad mood that day and did do something like throw me to the ground, drive his knee into my back, and cuff me, he definitely wouldn’t have made fun of me when I started crying. I had a lot on my mind, ok?
-MATT
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