Wow, I came across this video at exactly the right time. I was just about to go find the nearest guy with 24-inch biceps, insult him and his occupation, and then ask him to demonstrate a wrestling move on me. Apparently that would’ve been a bad idea.

Dang, now I’m seriously beginning to question my “punch a police officer in the face” idea that I had planned for later this evening. Me and some of the kids at the playground had previously deemed the plan as “a sure thing,” but seeing Belzer get injured on a seemingly foolproof stunt has made me more than a little worried.

-MATT

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