Oh, I get it. The Walker, Texas Ranger writers were trying to show that this was a really bad guy, so they had him kick a pigeon. Because only really bad people kick pigeons, right? Well, what if this guy just did it once because everyone else was doing it and he didn’t want to get made fun of? And he had to make it look legit, so he kicked hard, but only really hit the bird with a glancing blow. And what if he felt really bad afterwards and even cried a little before he went to bed that night? Is he still a bad person, just because he’s sensitive and couldn’t bear to be ridiculed by his peers? Things aren’t so black and white anymore, are they?
(The jury nods in approval, while the prosecutor’s face becomes red with anger, knowing he just lost another trial to me, the greatest attorney in the world.)

-MATT

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