Conan O’Brien is a comic genius. I’ve read about how his show struggled to find a viewership for its first few years, but with sketches like this, I find that hard to believe. Of course, I never tuned in to Late Night back in those days either, but as a youngster I certainly had a valid excuse. One word: Cinemax. Two words: Shannon Tweed. Three words: Box of Kleenex. Four words: Party in my pants. Five wor…DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? I WAS BUSY MASTURBATING TO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

-MATT

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