Conan O’Brien is a comic genius. I’ve read about how his show struggled to find a viewership for its first few years, but with sketches like this, I find that hard to believe. Of course, I never tuned in to Late Night back in those days either, but as a youngster I certainly had a valid excuse. One word: Cinemax. Two words: Shannon Tweed. Three words: Box of Kleenex. Four words: Party in my pants. Five wor…DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? I WAS BUSY MASTURBATING TO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
-MATT
Also, check out youtube user steveliv’s profile for a bunch more of these.
Wow, I came across this video at exactly the right time. I was just about to go find the nearest guy with 24-inch biceps, insult him and his occupation, and then ask him to demonstrate a wrestling move on me. Apparently that would’ve been a bad idea.
Dang, now I’m seriously beginning to question my “punch a police officer in the face” idea that I had planned for later this evening. Me and some of the kids at the playground had previously deemed the plan as “a sure thing,” but seeing Belzer get injured on a seemingly foolproof stunt has made me more than a little worried.
Here’s a video of Jerry Seinfeld in Cannes this past weekend flying around in a bee costume. At first I thought he was like me and just really enjoyed dressing up like an insect, but apparently he’s promoting a movie or something. Lame.
In the background you can hear the speakers blaring Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov’s famous orchestral interlude “The Flight of the Bumblebee,” which appeared in his opera The Tale of Tsar Saltan. What’s that you say? Wikipedia? No, I don’t believe I’ve heard of it.
