Conan O’Brien is a comic genius. I’ve read about how his show struggled to find a viewership for its first few years, but with sketches like this, I find that hard to believe. Of course, I never tuned in to Late Night back in those days either, but as a youngster I certainly had a valid excuse. One word: Cinemax. Two words: Shannon Tweed. Three words: Box of Kleenex. Four words: Party in my pants. Five wor…DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? I WAS BUSY MASTURBATING TO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
-MATT
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June 5, 2007 at 8:27 pm
· Filed under Comedy, Heh.
This scene takes place at a preschool recital. They all practiced for weeks and weeks so they can show their parents all their hard work. They probably practiced this song at least a dozen times. My question? How did the teacher not catch this kid the first 11 times?
These are definitely some of the top advertising pitches I’ve ever seen. The best ever? That was probably the time Jessica Alba showed up at my house wearing nothing but skimpy lingerie, in an attempt to get me to see her crappy movie Into the Blue. She begged and pleaded with me, and even did this sexy dance where she was gyrating her hips and grinding up against me. Let me tell you, it was pretty darn convincing.
Yeah, if Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit wasn’t coming out that exact same day, I totally would’ve saw Alba’s flick. Who’s your favorite? Mine’s Gromit.
