July 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm
· Filed under Geez., Morons
I really liked this video because it was humorous and educational. Laughs are good, but it’s also nice when a video teaches you a lesson, like maybe old people aren’t really cut out to do dangerous stunts on children’s bikes. I just wish I would’ve seen this video a couple years ago, before the deaths of 7 senior citizens during my ill-fated “Old People Doing Dangerous Stunts on Children’s Bikes” traveling show. In my defense, my grandpa always said that he didn’t want to live forever.
June 21, 2007 at 8:44 pm
· Filed under Geez., Morons
All in all, I think this guy lucked out. I mean, unless the other side of the river bank was covered in marshmallows and gummy bears, I’m pretty sure his landing wouldn’t have been very pleasant. Oh man, what if it was covered in marshmallows and gummy bears though? I bet the landing would’ve been pretty sweet. (Pun!)
The Gobots were the original Transformers ripoff, but at least they chose an original sounding name. The Transmorphers people just strike me as lazy, opportunistic rip-off guys. However, now that I think of it, the Transmorphers are kind of like those porn stars that choose names that sound extremely similar to celebrities’ names. And since I just finished watching the latest Rebecca Romijn-Staymoist video, I guess I’ll get off my high horse now.
Oh, I get it. The Walker, Texas Ranger writers were trying to show that this was a really bad guy, so they had him kick a pigeon. Because only really bad people kick pigeons, right? Well, what if this guy just did it once because everyone else was doing it and he didn’t want to get made fun of? And he had to make it look legit, so he kicked hard, but only really hit the bird with a glancing blow. And what if he felt really bad afterwards and even cried a little before he went to bed that night? Is he still a bad person, just because he’s sensitive and couldn’t bear to be ridiculed by his peers? Things aren’t so black and white anymore, are they?
(The jury nods in approval, while the prosecutor’s face becomes red with anger, knowing he just lost another trial to me, the greatest attorney in the world.)
