Conan O’Brien is a comic genius. I’ve read about how his show struggled to find a viewership for its first few years, but with sketches like this, I find that hard to believe. Of course, I never tuned in to Late Night back in those days either, but as a youngster I certainly had a valid excuse. One word: Cinemax. Two words: Shannon Tweed. Three words: Box of Kleenex. Four words: Party in my pants. Five wor…DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? I WAS BUSY MASTURBATING TO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
-MATT
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That field reporter was put in a tough spot there, but I bet he’s looking back at his missed opportunity and kicking himself right now. The correct reply was, “Well, it’s nothing compared to that rusty trombone you play.” Better luck next time.
Nice reference, guy. However, I kind of feel like if you spent less time watching Family Guy and more time learning about things like history, science, literature, foods that begin with the letter ‘Q’, etc., you might’ve had more than $1 heading into the Final Jeopardy round. Oh well, at least you made about 10 people in the audience laugh. And like I was telling my friend the other day, making people laugh is better than winning thousands of dollars. Wait, no, it was the other way around - winning thousands of dollar is way better than making people laugh. Hmm, come to think of it, that was a pretty obvious statement. Definitely not something that needed to be spoken aloud.
