OK, now this isn’t a particularly entertaining video. The only reason I even watched it myself was because I was hoping that the “penguin” in the video would turn out to either be Pittsburgh Penguins’ wunderkind Sidney Crosby, famed actor Burgess Meredith, or at the very least, borderline midget Danny Devito. Turns out it was just a plain old non-hockey-playing, non-Batman-hating penguin that was part of some sort of research experiment. Lame.

In other news, I knew that the “Margaret Cho” category that I created for my April Fool’s Day post wouldn’t go to waste.

-MATT

Video [via New Scientist]

Here is a clip of perhaps the most hilarious stand-up routine I’ve ever seen. I used to think that guys like Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, and Louis CK were funny. Boy, was I ever wrong! Comedy, thy name is Margaret Cho.

-MATT

NOTE: This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. I am seriously a big Margaret Cho fan. As a white male, I find her unique blend of women’s/Asian comedy to be absolutely hilarious. Also, she is hot. Really hot. And not at all overweight. I would love to have sex with Margaret Cho.

Video [via YouTube]