July 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm
· Filed under Geez., Morons
I really liked this video because it was humorous and educational. Laughs are good, but it’s also nice when a video teaches you a lesson, like maybe old people aren’t really cut out to do dangerous stunts on children’s bikes. I just wish I would’ve seen this video a couple years ago, before the deaths of 7 senior citizens during my ill-fated “Old People Doing Dangerous Stunts on Children’s Bikes” traveling show. In my defense, my grandpa always said that he didn’t want to live forever.
June 21, 2007 at 8:44 pm
· Filed under Geez., Morons
All in all, I think this guy lucked out. I mean, unless the other side of the river bank was covered in marshmallows and gummy bears, I’m pretty sure his landing wouldn’t have been very pleasant. Oh man, what if it was covered in marshmallows and gummy bears though? I bet the landing would’ve been pretty sweet. (Pun!)
Wow, I came across this video at exactly the right time. I was just about to go find the nearest guy with 24-inch biceps, insult him and his occupation, and then ask him to demonstrate a wrestling move on me. Apparently that would’ve been a bad idea.
Dang, now I’m seriously beginning to question my “punch a police officer in the face” idea that I had planned for later this evening. Me and some of the kids at the playground had previously deemed the plan as “a sure thing,” but seeing Belzer get injured on a seemingly foolproof stunt has made me more than a little worried.
Well, if you didn’t realize that sticking your tongue out 2 inches from a snake’s face is a bad idea, here’s video evidence for you. Other tips I should probably give you: don’t climb large metal antenna towers during thunderstorms, don’t stick your hand into a beehive, and don’t light up a smoke during a gasoline fight. Oh, and never feed a mogwai after midnight. AMC Gremlins are cool, but those little green monsters are not. They’re violent and destructive, and I seriously wish that stupid Chinaman would’ve done a little more explaining before I left his store with such a potentially dangerous creature.
