January 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
· Filed under Whoa Sweet!
Everybody remembers Simon, the electronic memory game with the flashing lights, right? If not, maybe this snazzy 80’s commercial will refresh your memory.
Now check out this video of some kid memorizing a ridiculous 31-tone sequence.
Ok, I have to admit, this video was only mildly impressive to me, but I’ll tell you who loves this kind of stuff - hot chicks. I can’t even begin to imagine how hard this guy got laid after the ladies caught a glimpse of this video. Play on, playa!
January 8, 2008 at 3:09 am
· Filed under Whoa Sweet!
Now this is pretty incredible. A tire reattaching itself to a moving car? The odds of that have to be astronomical. At least 1 in 45 or so. Wow, and that car was probably going 800 miles per hour!*
*Disclaimer: I am not very good with statistics, math, or numbers in general.
Before I watched this clip, if you were to ask me to create the perfect cop, well, I probably would’ve just said “Carl Winslow from Family Matters.” But now, I’d say “Carl Winslow with the ability to talk to fish.” Also, another key aspect of this supercop of mine would be his ability to turn a blind eye to people who get really drunk and puke on his police cruiser. He’d be all like “Hey buddy, don’t worry about it. This thing is overdue for a car wash anyways.”
And even if was in a bad mood that day and did do something like throw me to the ground, drive his knee into my back, and cuff me, he definitely wouldn’t have made fun of me when I started crying. I had a lot on my mind, ok?
Everytime a guy accuses me of racism, I like to reference this song. How can anyone who likes a song named “Africa” be racist? That’s right. They can’t.
